
So Kristoff is finally leaving us. Frankly the turnaround has been amazing, miraculous, phenomenal ......i could go on. When Kristoff came to us from the university of Chernobyl to experience our apprenticeship, the prospect of future gainful employment seemed slim. His unnatural affinity for yaks alone seemed to be an insurmounatble impediment. However, as with much else in Kristoff's life, we have been able to wean him off yak milk, and teach him how to survive without hourly contact with his beloved quadrupeds.
Kristoff has gone from being unruly, unkempt, unhygienic and slightly pungent; to being a true gentleman of the highest standing. All of the huge thanks for this transformation must go to UPPER 10, whose staff and apprenticeship scheme are 100% responsible for this metamorphosis.
Kristoff recently wowed interviewers (wearing an Upper 10 bespoke shirt), and secured a terriffic job with a top American Finnancial institution.
We just hope he remembers the enormous debt he owes UPPER 10 for the experience of our Apprenticeship Scheme when he is the CEO of his new Company!