6 Feet of Upper 10

Hello retail afficionados, El Sluge here, fresh from 3 days of 'Raw Retailing' in Lincolnshire. It's pure and primitive, 6 feet of Upper 10, but boy is it effective. We do not choose a 6 foot pitch because it happens to be the EXACT length of one of the Co-Founders (before you all let out a 'he's not 6 foot' groan, I'm talking DE and not DT, and it is official - it's on my medical records), but because we can cause maximum destruction in a very tight spot (quite like Temujin, The Khan of the Sea of Green - also known as Genghis Khan).




I have been reading about this little Mongol and have decided that he is possibly one of the most mis represented men of all time. True, he did kill a great deal of people, but if I was a Mongol, living on the plains, having to suck blood from a horse to survive, I couldn't promise you that I wouldn't be forced to unleash my inner power. Also if Big Yeff had been slain by a rival clan from Stonegrave, betrayed by the Wolverhampton Wolves, then I think I would be pretty angry about it. I don't think I could have killed the Big Cat though, even if he was taking all the pasties.
Anyway, I digress.
Recently, the face of Upper 10 bacame engaged.
I am quite delighted about MJN's news, and obviously the recent law changes have made the whole thing a little easier for him and Jean-Paul. He is SO proud of his Scottish heritage.



Ok fans, I'm off to skin a Marmot.
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